It was only a matter of time before you SIMPLETONS came crawling to us, begging for Blu-Ray!
SWINE- the Blu-Ray of Death is closer than you think!
41 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
That's right, Sony Soldiers- GTA 4 is another stepping stone on our path to victory!
PIGS- You should feel lucky that we ALLOWED you to have this game on your FLOPbox 360! It is all you have this year, you GERMS!
41 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Edit: Well said, alexM, my Sony Soldier! We are winning the GTA 4 war!
And you know what the funny thing is? This is just the beginning! GTA 4 has CRIPPLED the FLOPbox 36...
The Beast in Black 'n' Blu is KILLING the FLOPbox 360! It is SPITTING on it's ROTTING, OVERHEATED CARCASS! You STUPID XBOT BEASTS! You DARE to doubt the PS3?
Emperor Kutaragi was right all along! The PS3 will instill discipline in our children! Everyone will know discipline!
41 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Sony HQ just isn't the same without you!
42 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
The Cell will instill discipline in our children! Everyone will know discipline!
42 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
PlayStation Day- perhaps the greatest day in history?
42 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
And the next-gen doesn't END until WE say it does- Judgment Day!
43 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
The SUPERIOR version for the SUPERIOR console, made by the SUPERIOR company for SUPERIOR people!
43 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I will show this IMBECILE discipline! Everyone will learn discipline!
For I am the King of Sony!
43 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Everything these IMBECILES try turns out to be a complete FLOP! Especially the FLOPbox 360!
The PS3 shall instill discipline in our children! Everyone shall know discipline!
43 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
But you PIG IMBECILES are the biggest problem of all! Once Judgment Day arrives, you ARROGANT SIMPLETONS cannot escape the Blu-Ray of Death!
43 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Attention: would the owner of the FLOPbox 360 please remove it from the industry, it is creating a nasty STINK.
Thank you.
43 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
But our version STILL looks better! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Beast in Black 'n' Blu is TOO GOOD for True HD! It doesn't NEED True HD to FINISH the FLOPbox 360!
You DUNG EATING PIGS really do make me laugh!
43 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Edit: ThePeoplesChamp- it is 43 days until June 12th! A certain game is released on that day......
King Kaz shall fire the Blu-Ray of Death on these INBRED SLUGS!
FOR I AM THE KING OF SONY!
44 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Judgment Day is getting closer and they are starting to PANIC! Perhaps if you PIGS removed your heads from your ANUSES, you would begin to understand!
44 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I'm going to blow the minds of those stupid SWINE! Their FEEBLE PIG brains will be in SHOCK!
For I am the president of SCEI!
44 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Wait- of course we do! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! You MORON PIGBOTS! You really thought you had the better version! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
44 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Aaaaawwwwww........the poor PIGS get the GIMPED version!
It'll suit your GIMPED "console" and your GIMPED line-up!
44 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
SWINE, King Kaz would love to RUB IT IN some more, but here in Sony HQ, there's a copy of GTA 4 with King Kaz's name on it!
44 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Rest in Piss, you DIMWITTED, GUTTER-MOUTHED XBOT BEASTS! 2008- the death of the FLOPbox brand!
41 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!